Friday, July 25, 2008

Comic-Con 2008

Auuuuugh I is back @__@

Crowds really aren't my thing, though I guess it wasn't that bad most of the time. This is my first time ever going to such a huge convention intentionally, not counting the occasions on which I was dragged around by parents, and I was quite surprised by how many graphic artists, design companies, etc. I'd never heard of in my life. I wasn't able to take too close a look at their art, though, because I had other motivations; namely, obtaining as much Bleach paraphenalia as was physically and mentally possible for a penny-pinching Asian with a guilt complex about spending.

Fortunately, Friday held very few extremely interesting programs and panels, so I was able to wander about the back alleys of the Con wondering just how many goddamn age-yellowed Marvel comics in little plastic bags one could buy. Everything was, of course, overpriced - I obtained a tiny Maya (Phoenix Wright) plastic figurine for $9. Was hoping for Edgeworth, but at least the toy had excellent details - unlike the toys many Western companies make, which at small scales start dripping or blurring paint. Also purchased a Kuchiki Byakuya toy and a nifty Bleach wristband, which at least helped keep one wrist warm in the frigidly air-conditioned convention center. I was also tempted by some 13 Court Guard armbands , but on second thought decided I would rather not be relegated to the rank of vice-captain by wearing one. Egotism for the win.

Later, I would be incensed that I did not go on Saturday instead, the first time evar Tite Kubo would be in the US for convention events and autograph signings. Tite Kubo! I swear to god my timing sucks. Next year I'm getting a four-day pass.

I can't objectively judge how well this Con went, but I can say that it was a rather enlightening experience to see just how many other insane human beings would want to dress up a.) as Shinigami and other fictional characters or b.) in a speedo as I-don't-even-want-to-know-
what. The guy must have been damn cold. o_O; Regarding programming - the bigger the company, the better free stuff they gave out. That was about all I learned of the entertainment industry and pop culture in a day of being immersed in the biggest nerdfest evar. Besides that it's terribly bad manners for interns to be fanboys of their co-workers in the animation industry. Damn. :|

Friday, July 4, 2008

In which I Review Fireworks

They are pretty. They have categories, but I will bore the shit out of you if I list them. Suffice it to say there are *good* fireworks and *bad* fireworks.

Good: The brilliant (huge) ones that sprinkle slowly down in a shower of pixie dust. Especially when there's a lot of them.
-The ones that explode and proceed to spin outward like comets on crack.
-The ones that sound like machine guns going off in little spotty explosions all over the sky.
-Any firework that stays lit for more than two seconds.

Bad: Medium-sized color bursts which die as soon as they explode. I see their usefulness in padding the end-of-show, but what's the point of shooting them by themselves?
-little flaming stars which fly up and then go *pnk* in a puff of smoke.
-A "sprinkler" firework which doesn't last nearly long enough. They annoy me.

I like giant pyrotechnical shows when they're well-done. But I often wonder if the shooters have any sort of technique beyond the "sprinkling green star + green burst, repeat". I found myself becoming somewhat bored halfway during the show due to a lack of interesting, long-lasting effects. Not that I ask for the *awesome* comets-on-crack every two launches, but at least intersperse the dull "normal" fireworks with some contrasting ones! There was a huge sky-filling burst that I found really refreshing after an interminable period of small fry, but to my disappointment the shooters did not repeat the performance. Well, maybe I'm being bitchy. The audience seemed to appreciate the special fireworks whenever they went off. Still, a bit of artistic planning would work wonders.

My mother wondered if all fireworks are actually made in China. Oh cruel irony.